Welcome to the DNC Headquarters, be sure to cast your vote for the Clinton/Gore ticket in 1996.
You have reached the ship of Marc Cooper. Sorry, I'm not in right now but... Damned answering machine, never can seem to beat it to the punch, now what the hell do you want?
Get outta my face - I’m all full of piss and vinegar!
It’s not... in... the book!
It’s three in the morning. Why am I still working on this damn game?
Men are all pigs!!!
Hey, which way to New Orleans?
Polly want a cracker.
Get out of my way or I'll blast ’ya to blazes!
Help our cause by dispatching traitorous Rebel ships!
Blast any Confed ships you see!
We bounty hunters make our living destroying pirates for whoever will pay us.
Why work for a livin’ when you can steal, eh?
Yo-ho-ho and a bottle of Persean bug juice!
Aye, the only way to live is to steal what you need. I've ne’er needed to work for a thing me whole life!